Saturday, August 30, 2008

Cool coincidence: I just grabbed a dictionary and it opened to exactly the right page (#705).


If you’re interested*, here’s some more data on the situation:
  • 1236 pages in the book.

  • I actually had 2 words to look up - one on page 701 and one on page 705.

  • The dictionary was bought in February 1993.

  • To my memory, I have not looked up either of these two words before.

  • I have looked up many words in this dictionary over the last 15½ years (estimated usage: 60 words/year).

  • To my memory, this is the first time I have found a word on the first go with this dictionary.

  • Vaguely connected — I am currently wearing a jacket which I have owned since November 1993. It fits great.


*Actually, it’s incredibly unlikely that any of you were interested. Back to work/rest/play, all of us!

Friday, August 29, 2008

Thursday came and Thursday went...

I begin to realise that this may go on for quite some time. Anyway, Friday Morning Group this morning and then a weekend of rest and relaxation ahead (apart from a trip to ikea in the morning) so things could certainly be worse.

I have some edifying DVDs to watch (the aforementioned Girls Just Wanna Have Fun and now High School Musical 1 and 2 which I have never seen and which I think Jon borrowed from a Year 10 student for me). Of course there's always the remaining five and a half series of The West Wing should all the singing and dancing get too much. You could never accuse The West Wing of having too much singing and dancing!

Oh, and there's that marking should I get really desperate...


Pick the scene anyone?? I love C.J.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The requested baby-room photos...





Here you go, Rach! (and anyone else who is interested?) They're not great photos, but they're not too bad. As you can see we've painted the walls green ("pea case") and yellow ("lemon delicious") which we think is fun and we're slowly getting all sorted for the imminent (I hope!) arrival of the little person.

The cute little black and green prints on the bookshelf are from Jane, I think she made them herself, clever clogs... The pram and bassinet are courtesy of the very generous Sarah, Jonathan and Finn, the bouncer thing is from the lovely Matt, Natalie and girls and you can see my bag all packed in the middle of the room there!

The big 25-square shelf thing is not the one from our lounge room, we returned to ikea and Jon managed to find a display one for $120 cheaper. He was delighted and I tried not to cringe too much while everyone else stood at the ikea counter with their neatly packed flat boxes and Jon cheerfully wheeled the fully-assembled flipping enormous book case across the store and then had to dismantle it just next to the registers so that we could get it into the car to take home! It was the happiest I've ever seen him after a shopping trip so I was pleased that I didn't insist on us paying full price for a properly packaged new one. We're going to get 25 little drawers to fit in each of the squares so it will look heaps better when we've finished with it. As you can see, it currently houses the old drawers from the desk we've chucked out coz we haven't had a chance to actually sort through them yet. Jon is also using it as his clothes storage space because we had to move his amps into the built-in wardrobe.

I've been up since 5am again and I think I'll go back to bed for a bit now. The lovely Stef is coming over to hang out for a bit this afternoon and I would really like to get that bloody marking out of the way before she gets here!!! Surely today is the day!?

Oh, and as yet, Kaye's prophesy shows no signs of coming true, but it's only 9:13am!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

If you ever see our child wearing matching socks...



Be appropriately amazed. And congratulate us with a coffee or something.


Check out Kaye's amazing cupcakes! She predicts that the baby will be born tomorrow and that it will be a girl. If her prophesies are anything like her cupcakes you can expect the news of the birth of our daughter really soon!


100-year-old Grandma strikes again! Is this not a beautiful blanket? Twas a lovely Saturday, and the efforts of Jo, Nik and my mum were greatly appreciated - as twas the presence and presents of so many of my lovely friends!

As for updates, the baby feels like it is performing rather grandiose somersaults in a pretty confined space, but I'm hoping that it is actually staying right where it is because the midwives have declared it to be beautifully engaged, in a great position, chin tilted down and not-too-small, not-too-big. All of that strikes me as good news! Now I am just dying to find out who it is!!! Jon had another "it's a boy" dream last night. I am just convicted of the absolute reality that it is no more likely to be a boy than a girl, or a girl than a boy! I know that sounds like the world's most bleedingly obvious statement but you kind of go through phases of thinking one thing and then another and right now I'm thinking that I can't possible think in any way until I actually see this little person!

Anyway, this morning I woke at about 3am, tossed and turned til 5am, got up, ate toast and strawberry jam, had a hot shower, made myself a hot chocolate, watched an episode of The West Wing (remember the one where they think they're going to have to fire the Surgeon General for her comments on the addictive properties of pot?) and then went back to bed at about 7am and slept til 10:30. Is God training me to sleep at times that are other than night? I think it's a good idea on the whole but it wasn't much fun between 3 and 5...

Rach has requested some photos of the baby room - I'll take some now and post them up tomorrow. We're still waiting on one particular item to arrive at ikea and then we'll be totally set. Oh, and then we'll be wanting the actual baby to justify all of this mucking about!

In non-baby related news, I bought the DVD of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun the other day in Broadway for $8. Haven't watched it in at least ten years, possibly even fifteen. I'll let you know if it matches up to my very, very fond memories. Nik, if you're reading, you should come over and watch it with me. And then just so that we can have the real Year 3 experience, we could also get out Nadia and Electric Dreams and then play "Rockstar" until we remember that you have to do so much maths and give it up for the YTT Game.

And one more thing. Lots of people are going to see Mark Driscoll tonight. I know very little about him except for the fact that people talk about him as if they've converted to following him as the messiah. I think that Mark Driscoll is a topic about which I am going to remain as ignorant as I can for as long as I can. Let me know if this is anything like the folly of not reading the Harry Potter books just because everyone else is. If you can convince me of that (and I might take some convincing), I'll repent in sackcloth and ashes and jump on the bandwagon with all of you other rabid evangelicals!

Monday, August 25, 2008

Still here! Baby still on the inside!

Hi there. Modem thing behaved strangely for a few days so I didn't even touch the computer for a bit, hence the absence.
Am now at 38 weeks! Where did those (nearly) nine months go???
Have had it predicted that this baby will be born on Thursday this week. That will be interesting and if it happens, I'll be consulting this prophet again in the future!
I am feeling well, great even! Just a bit tired. We're as ready as we'll ever be!
Saw "Baby Mama" today with the delightful Nic for her birthday. Was funny seeing such a film in such a state. It's a funny film anyway...
Just then I accidentally deleted all of my blog subscriptions from google reader which is REALLY annoying! I blame Craig for changing to wordpress. It was adding his blog that seemed to cause me to lose all of the others. Ah well... That may mean that any comments I might have made on any of your blogs this week have been postponed until I can remember all of your urls again!
The room that we're getting together for the baby has become my favourite room (out of our total of five rooms). It is brightly coloured, getting more organised every day and is full of beautiful things that have been given to us by people who love us - nice!
Aaaaanyway, I'm going to go to bed.
Hope you're all well!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

A Tuesday Update...


This is me at "exactly" 37 weeks (my countdown ticks over on Tuesdays), just so you know that I'm still sitting on the couch, pyjama-clad, belly fully present, and labour seems, once again, far off... Perhaps it's time to return to the 32-frozen-meals cooking challenge.

In other news, as I type, Jon is exchanging the cot mattress which we discovered (but not too late) was too big for the cot, I'm washing my newly arrived collection of the world's cutest modern cloth nappies and I have thoroughly enjoyed the *mumbled number* episodes of The West Wing that I have watched today. Still feeling pretty exhausted from the events of the last 24 hours and so still have not started my marking. Am thinking of paying Jane to do it. Janey, if you're reading, will you accept about three bucks a script?

Alright, that's enough mucking around for one afternoon!
The arrival of a new friend and the return of an old nemesis…

Let it be noted that it is 6:11am as I type and I have been awake since 3:30am. Last night at pretty much exactly 6pm I was hard at work at the 32-frozen-meals challenge (having only started it about half an hour beforehand) and Jon was just arriving home from work. Almost immediately I started complaining that the baby was doing crazy somersaults or something and making me feel pretty weird.

Within not very long I realised that I had to apologise to the baby, it wasn’t her/him at all – it was my first non-exercise induced experience of contractions. And it lasted for two hours straight! I have to admit, I did have a moment of “Crikey! This might be the real thing!”. We finally finished packing the bags and Jon even put up the cot! But then, at almost exactly 8pm (I know these times coz I was keeping an eye on something I had cooking on the stove) it all stopped and I felt totally back to normal. But for two hours, it was pretty full-on. And pretty exciting! Welcome Braxton Hicks!

But then this morning, I woke up with a horribly familiar sensation. One that had been with me for the whole entire first sixteen weeks of this pregnancy – vomitousness. What does this mean, oh wise women who have been pregnant before me? Does vomiting and two hours of full-on contractions mean that labour is on its way?

Anyway, I’m going to stay at home, watch The West Wing, maybe put a bit more effort into the 32-frozen-meals challenge and see what happens…

(I know I've started two sentences with "But". I feel ok about that.)

Monday, August 18, 2008

Monday, Monday... OR How I killed the washing machine... OR The 32 frozen meals cooking challenge...

Hi there, welcome back to the inanities of my life on maternity leave.
Yes, today is Monday. Yes, I am afeared that I might have killed the washing machine today. Yes, today I intend to cook and freeze approximately 32 meals. Well, that's more or less it, actually. Lucky I elaborated...

You would not believe how much our house is taking shape. It is very much all thanks to Jon the handyman who has been assembling furniture and moving things about and tidying and all kinds of other manly feats. Impressive!

Anyway, last night we sang one of those new versions of an old hymn in church. Allow me to sound like a nanna for a minute while I say that this kind of a venture does not always breed success. In fact, let me sound even more like a nanna and say sometimes a good hymn should just be left alone. Unfortunately, the new product, while having a very singable tune with some nice guitar pedal work, has two very stupid lines in it. This is because the chap responsible seems to have failed to respect the notion of context. Take some lines out of context and you find yourself jolted out of the experience of singing praises to God and instead thinking "what the heck are these lines supposed to mean?". Aaaanyway, while I am willing to forgive this very famous chap for being a bit of a himbo in this particular work, I'm going to type up the original for you because it is a very cool poem expressing God's presence and glory and provision in his creation.


O worship the King all glorious above,
O gratefully sing His power and His love,
Our shield and defender, the Ancient of Days,
Pavilioned in splendour, and girded with praise.

O tell of His might, O sing of His grace,
Whose robe is the light, whose canopy space.
His chariots of wrath the deep thunder-clouds form,
And dark is His path on the wings of the storm.

The earth with its store of wonders untold,
Almighty, Thy power hath founded of old.
Hath stablished it fast by a changeless decree,
And round it hath cast, like a mantle, the sea.

Thy bountiful care what tongue can recite?
It breathes in the air; it shines in the light:
It streams from the hills; it descends to the plain,
And sweetly distills in the dew and the rain.

Frail children of dust, as feeble as frail,
In Thee do we trust, nor find Thee to fail;
Thy mercies how tender, how firm to the end,
Our Maker, Defender, Redeemer and Friend!

O measureless might! Ineffable love!
While angels delight to hymn Thee above,
The humbler creation, though feeble their lays,
With true adoration shall lisp to Thy praise.

Robert Grant, 1779-1838

I love this hymn because it describes creation not only in its role of revealing its Creator but also of bringing praise to its Creator. Yet another great reason for us to value, teach and encourage the careful and thoughtful stewardship of this earth.

"The seas have lifted up, Lord,
the seas have lifted up their voice;
the seas have lifted up their pounding waves." Psalm 93:3

"Let the fields be jubilant, and everything in them;
let all the trees of the forest sing for joy.
Let all creation rejoice before the Lord..." Psalm 96:12-13

"His lightning lights up the world;
the earth sees and trembles.
The mountains melt like wax before the Lord,
before the Lord of all the earth.
The heavens proclaim His righteousness,
and all peoples see His glory." Psalm 97:4-6

"Let the sea resound and everything in it,
the world, and all who live in it.
Let the rivers clap their hands,
let the mountains sing together for joy;
let them sing before the Lord..." Psalm 98:7-9

and then there's Psalm 104, which you just have to read for yourself.

Anyway, hope that you're having a good Monday, like the happy parts of The Mamas and the Papas "Monday, Monday" rather than the other parts. And let's hope that no one's having a Bangles "Manic Monday"... Though probably everyone is... :(

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Spurious methods of gender determination.

In recent weeks I have had it declared with certainty that this baby is a boy by most people, but a few have declared it with equal certainty to be a girl. My midwife doesn’t look at whether “it’s all out the front” (which apparently suggests a boy) nor is she interested in whether “it’s all around” (suggesting a girl), instead, she listens to the speed of its little heartbeat. This seems slightly more scientific to me, but, as she readily admits, it’s still an imperfect process. Anyway, judging by this slightly-more-scientific-but-still-imperfect-method, my little passenger seems to be a female. And frankly, I’m excited! That said, I’ll be equally excited if it is a little boy because then I can stop guarding this jolly name and stop worrying that some celebrity is going to pinch it and render it unusable. It seems likely at this point that if we have a little girl, she will have a name, so that’s nice. It was looking quite a lot like we might have ended up with an Anonymity Argall for a while there, and as pretty a name as that is…

Anyway, I haven’t got my new copy of “The Guardian” yet so I’ll let myself post up a few more cute pics from yesterday’s wash for you to admire.






Aren't the little bonds "jeans" incredible? Bless their cotton socks, those nice people at bonds. If it weren't for their trakkies and singlets, I'd be getting out a lot more in my pyjamas...

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Wednesday (not the gal from the Addam’s Family, though it is the 13th, which called her involuntarily to mind when I wrote the date this morning…)

Having an odd but good morning! While waiting for washing loads to finish I’m reading a magazine that feels like it’s written in my voice! Won’t tell you which one coz you’ll think I’m up myself but I’m finding the whole experience quite bizarre, like I’ve been plagiarised on a massive scale… Except I would never come up with so many nifty things to buy! And this is why I avoid magazines – Aarrg! Covetousness!!!

It was originally my intention, as I may have pretentiously declared to some of you, to read The Guardian Weekly from cover to cover every week of my maternity leave as one last (or perhaps first!?) hurrah as an educated, informed, thinking, intelligent human being who is more concerned with the state of the world than the cuteness of the baby clothes she has amassed. But I left it too late this week, missed it at the newsagency, bought this fun but disquieting magazine instead and check out the cuteness of this morning’s load of washing!

awww...

bless!

*descends into unintelligible gurgling*

oh well! no more washing for me this morning!

some of yesterday's exemplary bread pudding instead. (photo of second breakfast inspired by Emily but not nearly as carefully composed or nicely taken as hers)

And now I shall move onto the next thing on my list of errands:



Hope you're having a spiffy Wednesday!

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Ever been to a one hundredth birthday party?

This is me getting some of the decorations finished on the morning of. Some of you might not have seen me looking super pregnant! I'm 35 weeks in this photo.

Mum, me and my mum's cousin from England working out places and setting the table. That's my uncle vacuuming in the background!

The birthday girl in the centre holding court with two of her delightful party guests and me on the left admiring Grandma's birthday message from the queen with one of her 92-year-old friends. The opening of the queen's message was so clearly the highlight of the day for my Grandma, awww...


Dad about to reveal the contents of his briefcase - lots of old photos of Grandma from when she was fifteen right through to when she turned ninety, ten years ago. You can also get a bit of an idea of the day - 30 guests, mostly over sixty, crammed into Mum and Dad's lounge room for a sit-down lunch. No mean feat!